June 2008
1 post
Perhaps the most retarded lyrics of all time?
Soulja Boy - ‘Crank Dat’ - ”Yo catch me at yo local party, Yes i crank it every day, haterz get mad cuz i got some bathin’ apes” .
Soulja Boy makes me cry. I literally am in tears when i hear his music. It is the most fucking ridiculous, cheap, poorly written, overproduced steaming pile of shit that i have ever heard, and i have heard Kanye West. Why the hell does...
May 2008
5 posts
“During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in...”
– Al Gore, March 9th 1999.
Britains Got Talent
Britains Got Talent - The semi finals where ”Signature” does a variation from on the Thriller dance. So, theyre performing Michael Jackson’s ‘Thriller’, basically. Quote Simon Cowell - ”You have something important. Originality”. ….?
Cripples are assholes.
After shopping for my clothes and hemp-based face cream the other day (thats right, hemp-based face cream), i was faced with the task of getting the bus home. So im waiting at the back of the line to get on when a man in his mid 30’s gets behind me. Fair enough i thought, as i began day-dreaming about smothering my face in £7 hemp cream. The line by this point was shortening so i thought...